Mom: get ready for the violin recital!
Me: *chatting online on laptop* neh kay...
Mom: and look like a bachelor!
Me: *looks up* ...why?
Mom: to look like Asian boy band cute!
Me: ...wha?
Mom: face of Asian boy band, body of one, yet you always wear ugly clothes and hair!
Me: *throws arms up* how nice!
Mom: go change NOW!
Me: *puts on suit and shows mom*
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